Jeff: How are we going to torture Derek this season?
Writer: How about we make him the worst alpha ever?
Jeff: Been there.
Writer: Ok, how about we make him kill his first love?
Jeff: Done that.
Writer: Seriously? What about pairing him up with a serial killer?
Jeff: Did it.
Writer: Man, why don’t you just burn his family alive while you’re at it?
Jeff: Did that too.
Writer: Well then, I’m fresh out of ideas.
Jeff: I know! I’ll hook up him with up a crazy mercenary for no reason whatsoever! Then take his werewolf side away and he’ll act like he doesn’t give a crap!
Writer: Wow…you’re a prick.